In a surprising move Thursday, the defending National League Champion Philadelphia Phillies traded their team and the contents of their farm system in order to corner the market on starting pitchers called Roy.
Is it actually possible to play the game of baseball with only a pitcher? Does defense truly win championships?
We’re about to find out.
Godspeed Roys, the faith of fifty hundreds or so of people is riding on your back. Hope you f**kers can hit.