Zen and the art of being next to Godliness
Lileks has the funniest rant I’ve read in ages:
An Open Letter to Bath and Body Works:
If you have set foot in your stores recently, you will notice the accentuated preponderance of floral and spicy scents, as though someone had swabbed the walls with an expensive prostitute.
I can’t get the image of swabbing the walls with an expensive prostitute out of my head. And he’s right, those stores wallow in a stench that gives me a headache from fifty yards away.