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Bugger, I already wrote what I am about to write but damn the internet anyhow. So, as I was saying even though nobody but me knows it…
I am building a bar. My current dilemma is that the old shutter I found as a top has one small spot where the laminated wood has cracked and risen up. I can’t figure out how to get it down without really making a mess of things. Regardless, once I figure that out and soak the bloody thing in linseed oil then apply “fifty coats of hand rubbed laquer” it ought to be pretty swanky. Inanimate objects can be enablers too.