Category Archives: Zen?
Zen and the art of good hair
Kerry’s seeming prediliction towards moving in for a kiss with his possible/real running mates is really starting to bother me. I thought President Bush took a damned bad picture but this Skeletor-loving is positively unnerving. “C’mere Eddie you beautiful trial-lawyer … Continue reading
Zen and the art of looking Presidential
By now I suspect everyone’s seen the NY Post cover goof of yesterday. Yeah, sure, funny gaffe. But look closely at the picture – is Kerry coming in for a good luck smooch or what? “Sorry Dick, but Edwards has … Continue reading
Zen and the art of racism
From Toole: One time there was this baby on the train. He was black. He was smiling and making faces at a black man on the train. That guy got off the train, so now the baby was looking at … Continue reading
Zen and the art of Economics
In reference to the latest tax bill to come out of our fair friends on the Hill: Congress, spending like a drunken sailor for the last four years, has finally come right out and subsidized rum and whaling.
Zen and the art of monkeyshines
From Mike Toole Anyone who, on the subway or bus, plays a game on their cell phone, a Game Boy, etc. without turning the sound off, will have the item confiscated and replaced with a monkey (who is also mute) … Continue reading