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July 8th, 2004

Zen and the art of good hair

Kerry’s seeming prediliction towards moving in for a kiss with his possible/real running mates is really starting to bother me. I thought President Bush took a damned bad picture but this Skeletor-loving is positively unnerving.


“C’mere Eddie you beautiful trial-lawyer you. Let me show you my patented “pick the lint off the lapel” move.”

And while we’re contemplating the utter weirdness of the presumptive Democratic nominee, how about his other prediliction for scaring young children with his hi-jinks?

As the two families milled around the airport tarmac waiting to board the campaign plane now emblazoned with both of their surnames, Kerry rumpled the blond hair of Edwards’ 4-year-old son Jack

One Response to “Zen and the art of good hair”

  1. Uncle Pete liberal Says:

    Let’s see…Kerry Bush Kerry bush
    NO CONTEST BUSH TRIED AND FAIL MISERABLY
    BUT now I see that the new home land security alert may prevent this summers political conventions!!! What’s next NO ELECTION in Nov.?????
    Will Bush attempt to stop the election based on ‘homeland security???
    Of course he would, look at how well he held uo the last election, so the natural progresion
    would be to just not hold the election (as we
    are well aware of his bag of tricks) maybe just delay the election until it’s safe for the people to come out of thier bomb shelters
    Righteous right; beware We are onto this!
    Take care and protect everyone’s right, not just the ones that can be bought

    PS when will you be reviewing Farenheight 911??