Category Archives: Reality is a Harsh Mistress

i am officially a member of the underclass. i accepted a minimum wage job – starting today – to partly assuage my conscience about being a bum longer than intended and hopefully to ease my father’s potential concern about me … Continue reading →

Is nothing sacred? First they screwed up Star Wars with those abominations called “prequels.” Now they’ve turned G.I. Joe into a mealy-mouthed action movie about some sort of un-American Interpol hit squad. And they cast Will-f@*king Ferrell in Land of … Continue reading →

There’s this fellow named Dicky. He’s a useless fuck. And he says his life revolves around MessoftheDamned.org and demands that I update this very minute. So, I’ve done so. See how you like that BIATCH!

It’s warmer outside than it is inside on this December 24th. Sorry, that don’t make no sense. And I went to a Protestant church service with a Jew and thought, “Betcha this seems like a lot of fuss to be … Continue reading →

As of 11:01 AM this morning (looked it up on my birth certificate last night) I am officially thirty-five years old. Hooray for me! It’s been an uncharacteristically mellow day. Went out to breakfast, took a short drive through the … Continue reading →