Christmas!

It’s warmer outside than it is inside on this December 24th. Sorry, that don’t make no sense.

And I went to a Protestant church service with a Jew and thought, “Betcha this seems like a lot of fuss to be making over the birth of a carpenter’s son.”

I watched three versions of “A Christmas Carol” this week and every time convinced myself that it was time to be merry, to start giving back to the community – and then I’d go out amongst humanity and hear the goddamned incessant Salvation Army bell and have my typically homicidal pavlovian response.

Happy Christmas to all. “Peace on Earth to men of goodwill. All others, stand by.”