Safety

How to safely drive to your domicile in the People’s Republic of New Jersey:

• Stop somewhere for 46 oz. of beer and a light supper.
• Casually toss your dog-eared copy of The Modern Drunkard: A Handbook for Drinking in the 21st Century in the passengers’ seat.
• Carefully place a six pack of Old Milwaukee in the center console to ensure it doesn’t get shook up.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.