The Golden Compass

It’s the steampunk Star Wars!  Now with a whopping 50% less coherence than the prequel trilogy!

Come on.  Do you really expect me to think this trilogy is anything less than a blatant rip-off of Star Wars or has any point or purpose in existing as an independent work?  The number 1 bad guy is the mother of the plucky hero who finds out she has special powers to use a mystical device and is fighting against an evil totalitarian force trying to conceal the existence of a mythical force from the populace.

What a crock of shite.

On the plus side, it’s very pretty.  Very pretty.   That alone might rank it as one of the top films of the year.  And I’m a sucker for steampunk design.

Handy note: There are a few infallible means of detecting the bad guy in movies : bald people, men with soul patches but no moustache or beard, and people that smack their souls around.  Never fails.

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