Nature loves balance. For instance, here in La Florida you have sunshine and warm weather all year ’round but you have to deal with hurricanes, tornadoes and old people.
In Alta California the weather is even better but you have to deal with earthquakes, wildfires and Mexicans.
Meanwhile, back in hell, a state of perfect balance exists. There’s nothing to recommend the area and yet no reason to stay away. The weather is uniformly uncomfortable: too hot, too cold, too wet or too dry. There aren’t many wildfires, fewer tornadoes and no earthquakes or hurricanes. There is no culture, no excitement and no reason to live. And old people and Mexicans are just a mild annoyance.
Mother Nature’s balanced paradise.
Slut.