Apparently, “Free Tacos for Everyone in America” means that this little slice of redneck hell isn’t part of America.
That’s no particular surprise to me. It is, however, disappointing.
Oh well. I got to watch most of the Rolling Rally courtesy of the miracle of the internet. I saw Papelbon in a kilt with Oki and Timlin joining him and the Dropkick Murphys in a rousing jig in front of Scollay Square.
And because I called and complained about not getting my free taco, I am supposedly getting something else for free from Taco Bell. Hopefully it’s not the runs.
But I won’t be using the coupon locally. That rotten hole now joins the Gettysburg Gingerbread Man, TGIFridays, and the entire cities of York and Mechanicsburg on my lifetime ban list.
Nobody messes with me.
If the entire goddamned universe doesn’t revolve around me it’s only because it hasn’t learned what’s good for it.