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May 24th, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

OMFG! Go now. No, seriously. Quit your job. Take a ten martini lunch. Bash and batter your way through the lines, kill the people in front of you, crash your car on the freeway and run the rest of the way to the cineplex. Go-and-see-this-movie.

It’s that good.

If you don’t know the backstory, it’s useless. If you do, it’s the greatest movie ever. It surpasses Curse of the Black Pearl. It’s so good, in fact, that I hope to Christ they never make another. Anything that comes after would dilute the pure yummy wonderfulness.

Go now. Do it. Bring rum. Then come home and prepare to watch all six Star Wars films and celebrate that auspicious day. Then go see Pirates again.

One Response to “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”

  1. Dmo Says:

    Captain Jack couldn’t have said it better:
    “I promise you will not be disappointed. Count on that!”

    Savy?

    Get the large coke to mix with your rum.

    Dmo

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