Spider-Man 3

Oh Spidey! Why have you gone and left me? What the hell happens next? Mysterio? The friggin’ Trapster? The Rhino, Kraven, a Punisher cross-over? Why have you fallen into the Batman trap? Will it take a reboot like Batman [Year One] Begins to bring you back to your senses after 10 years of languishing in the worthless property bin?

Spider-Man had one villain. A good villain. Spider-Man 2 had one good villain and allusions to two more. Spider-Man 3 had three villains? With no use of the previously alluded to bad guys? What the deuce? And Venom? I knew Venom was coming, had to, but cripes – what an idiotic bad guy.

On the bright side, although we all know it’s bad, it’ll make mountains of cash meaning there will be a fourth installment to set things back on the right track. It’s too much to hope for, I know. Number 4 means four (count ’em) four villains. I’m thinking as we descend the quality scale it’ll be something like Trapster, Shocker, Kangaroo and Scorpion. With goddamned Carnage thrown in just to annoy me.

Dammit.

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