A man can dream

I love silly lists. Courtesy, as always, of Red who presumably found it here.

What Five Items Would You Purchase if Cost Were No Object?
The rules are: Money is no object, it has to be something you could actually buy (or have built for you) legally.

• A pub – If I had to pick one place I’d probably settle in Ireland. Let’s say I could buy a brace of pubs without actually buying a chain. In that case I’d have locations in: Dublin, Cork, London, New York, Boston, Philadelphia, Savannah and somewhere in Tennessee or Kentucky.
• Custom Harley – Freedom of the open road wot? And with money being no object I could get something swankily customized and have free maintenance for life. Man, something like this, or this.
• Film studio – Having a movie theatre or killer screening room would be lovely but wouldn’t owning the studio and being able to produce films worth watching be better?
• Sherman Tank – I so wanted to hork the U-Boat idea but that seemed bad form. A Sherman tank would be a tasty substitute.
• Private Island – Not that I’m the paradisical sort but if I’m going to be a world-travelling publican I’ll need someplace to relax. If I haven’t, I’ll be likely to make use of the Sherman once too often.