Progress

Today I bought a refurbished MacBook Pro and a just-announced iPod Touch. Because I’m always nervous after I spend enormous amounts of money I went back to see what I’ve spent on similar stuff over the years. It blew my mind!

Here’s a very interesting breakdown of how things have evolved.

mid-May 2004: Used 2G iPod 20GB with a broken headphone port: $260

late-May 2004: Refurbished 3G iPod 20GB with Dock and AC Adapter: $299

late-Dec 2004: Refurbished PowerBook G4 12″ 1.33GHz/256MB RAM/60GB Hard Drive: $1349

mid-Feb 2008: 80GB 3.5G iPod 80GB with no accessories: $189

early-Sept 2009: Refurbished MacBook Pro Core2Duo 13.3″ 2.26GHz/2GB RAM/160GB Hard Drive: $999
early-Sept 2009: New iPod Touch 3G 32GB no accessories: $299

Un-friggin-believable! The last generation of the old-style plastic iPods was the best deal of them all; but Holy Christ! Five years after my first Apple purchase I can get a 32GB, solid state, touch sensitive, movie, music and photo player with WiFi capabilities, a web browser, email functionality and the processor and memory capacity to play mobile games at the level of a Nintendo DS PLUS a dual-core notebook with the ability to run both the latest Mac OS and the latest Windows OS for less than I paid for a slightly outdated road warrior machine in 2004?

And I can have the laptop on my desk within 20 hours of placing the order?

Sign me up, please!

I’ll even forgive Steve his god-damned shiny f**king screen.

The iPod, however, is coming directly off the factory floor. It left China yesterday. That’s what you get for buying new gear within an hour of it being revealed to the world.

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Extract

Who knew Gene Simmons could act? And I mean, really act? Granted, he looks like Wayne Newton. But brother can act!

And who knew Mila Kunis was so friggin’ hot when she’s not being an annoying Archie-Veronica bitch like on That 70s Show?

And I like Jason Bateman. He’s funny as hell playing the straight man. But his low key style infects everything he’s in. And I don’t think a Mike Judge joint is supposed to be low key.

Although I liked the country music, Office Space is still the king!

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District 9

What if a monster from outer space started smashing up New York? What would the news coverage look like? How would the pathetic swine who live their cosseted little self-centric lives in Manhattan cope with their favorite dance club being smashed up?

Sorry. Got confused for a second. Meant to talk about District 9. Cloverfield, “New and Improved! Now with 100% less pathetic yuppie angst!”

Not to mention it’s an infinitely superior film: chock full of characters you actually care about – either with hopes for their success or with fond wishes for their dismemberment and disemboweling.

What if aliens showed up and needed a place to crash for a while has been done before. Alien Nation and V immediately come to mind. Where would they live? How would we interact? The beauty of modern cinematic technology allows us for the first time to ask the same questions about critters who look decidedly unlike us and don’t speak our lingo.

The result is somewhat unsatisfying. There’s no happy ending. There’s not really an ending at all. Just a promise and a possibility. All wrapped up in the best film of the year.

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September

September has always held great meaning for me. That’s an odd thing to say considering September also means Back to School – and I hate school.

September means the end of the boiling heat of summer. September means a usually free long Labor Day weekend. September is my parent’s wedding anniversary. September is the anniversary of the Battle of Antietam. September is the race for the baseball post-season.

It’s by turns exciting and melancholy. Like the warm sun and the cool breeze of September. The green grass under your feet while the leaves turn red and gold over your head.

And to think I never made the connection on the first days of this most favored of months.

On September 1, 1864 Hood abandoned Atlanta. Sherman marched in the next day.

The fall of Atlanta was a triumph nearly unmatched in the story of the Civil War. While Grant was running up a breathtaking butcher’s bill in the East trying to pin Lee down in the static mire of Petersburg, Sherman was cut loose to smash Joe Johnston’s army. Abandoning that task, Sherman did take the most essential of Southern cities with a mere two months to the Northern elections. After Atlanta’s fall, Lincoln’s reelection was assured and the Confederacy doomed.

On September 1, 1939 – exactly 75 years later – Germany invaded Poland and touched off the Second World War.

It would be a long five years later by the time things were looking nearly as assured for the good guys as they did September 1, 1864.

In five years, we’ll be as removed from the start of World War II as the men of 1939 were from the Battle of Atlanta. I am sure that the Civil War seemed like ancient history to the men who lived through the Depression and found themselves embroiled in yet another World War. But the last World War seems like only yesterday to those of us in the modern world left to deal still with its aftermath.

And it all happened in September.

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Humanity

All intelligent individuals know that people are scum. It is, however, helpful to see examples of scumbaggery to confirm us in our preconceived notions.

To wit: I was stuck in interminable Jersey traffic. At a point where I was forced to merge right for a turn I ended up behind an individual who thought it their civic duty to wait patiently while every jackass in New Jersey turned out of every blessed parking lot we came to into our line of traffic.

I was not at all surprised to note this Samaritan drove a Prius. Even less to note this Samaritan was an Obama voter. After all, isn’t that the message of our beloved President???

“Allow me to inconvenience you for the benefit of those who probably don’t deserve it.”

All that’s left is to Hope this attitude Changes.

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