Orchestral

All orchestral concerts could benefit from random bursts of flame during the performance.

A forty-foot tall LCD screen showing movie clips perfectly timed to the music couldn’t hurt either.

These are the lessons I learned at Star Wars in Concert.

Simply put, it was one of the most entertaining things I ever saw: an entirely new way to look at orchestral music. Classical music for the ADD generation – you have to present images with the sounds because our brains can’t conjure the images anymore. I couldn’t honestly tell you if showing battle scenes behind a performance of the 1812 Overture would cheapen or enhance the experiment but I’d sure like to see it tried by a serious orchestra.

On top of boiling jets of fire, smoke, lasers and very-big-teevees; Anthony Daniels came out to narrate the whole thing complete with a very nifty wardrobe malfunction at an appropriate moment.

A triumph. A tour de force. I am damn glad I went.

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Decades

While reflecting on all the weirdness of the past week I realized that we’re in for several more decades of historical weirdness:

  • 2009-2015: The Sesquicentennial of the American Civil War (16 October 1859 – 6 November 1865)
  • 2014-2018: The Centennial of the Great War (1 August 1914 – 11 November 1918)
  • 2025-2039: The 250th Anniversary of the American Revolution (19 April 1775 – 30 April 1789)
  • 2039-2045: The Centennial of the Second World War (1 September 1939 – 2 September 1945)

And then it starts again with the Bicentennial of the Civil War.

Will anybody even remember the United States by then?

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Thirteenth

What a weird week. Monday was the anniversary of the end of the 1848 Revolutions, the founding of the Weimar Republic, the Munich Beer Hall Putsch, Kristallnacht and the 20th Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall.

Wednesday, of course, was the 91st Armistice Day.

And now it’s Friday the 13th.

That’s a flat-out wacky week.

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The Boondock Saints II: All Saint’s Day

It’s somewhat surprising how slowly I came to embrace several of the movies on what I’d deem my All Time list. Two in particular stand out.

I saw The Big Lebowski in the theatre. I wasn’t impressed. Had no idea what the story was about and, for whatever reason, didn’t groove on the dialogue and general weirdness. Maybe I just wasn’t a weird enough dude myself at the time. Years later, after hearing so much about it, I sat down and watched it again and fell in love.

The Boondock Saints was a little different. I’d never heard of the film until I saw the MacManus Family Prayer on my friend’s website. Seemed like my kind of vengeance. I think I picked the flick up for $5 at Wal*Mart and fell in love.

So I went to see the second Boondock Saints, ten years delayed. I suspect there’s a story there.

It’s the same damned movie. The only thing that’s different is that the FBI agent is incongruously dressed in Wild West gear during the gunfight/flashback scene. And there’s a Mexican without any obvious Mexican accent.

None of this detracts from the greatness of the movie. And it’s an interesting thing to note that if you have a good enough story you can make the same film, separated by ten years, and strike gold twice.

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Armistice

When I was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

“It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one and another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.

“Armistice Day has become Veterans’ Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans’ day is not.

“So I will throw Veterans’ Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things. — Kurt Vonnegut

There is something more to be said for Veterans’ Day. It should not be on November 11. That is and always should be Armistice Day. Established remembrance days should not be altered for transient reasons. Washington’s Birthday should not be President’s Day. Armistice Day should not be Veterans’ Day. To conflate the two belittles both. Veterans deserve a day of their own, separate and equally significant.

Today while I remember the millions slaughtered in the Great War, I also remember the veterans I know. Those who served in war and peace and who gave a small or large part of their life to the service of people they never met. Thank you to my Dad, to two Dickys, to Bobkat, Jimmy, Denis, Uncle Dan, Grandfather Dreher, Grandpop, Kenny, Charlie, Johnny and all other veterans. Living and dead. Those I remember and those I can’t. Those who went to war and those who maintained peace.

And remember, mixed with horror for the days preceding, the joy and jubilation of November 11, 1918. And maintain a moment’s silence at 11 AM wherever you are.

On the morning of November 11th I was with a section in the front, and had orders to harass the Hun until 11 a.m. when hostilities would cease. At eleven o’clock we halted at an estaminet and amazed the landlady by demanding beer and shouting “Le guerre finis”. — Corporal Robert William Iley, 21st (Service) Battalion, King’s Royal Rifle Corps (Yeoman Rifles)

I have had many an old French couple come up to Major Merrill and me and throw their arms about us, cry like children, saying, “You grand Americans; you have done this for us.”

. . . Thank God, thank God, the war is over. I can imagine all the world is happy. But no where on earth is there a demonstration as here in Paris. I only hope the soldiers who died for this cause are looking down upon the world today. It was a grand thing to die for. The whole world owes this moment of real joy to the heroes who are not here to help enjoy it. — Charles S. Normington

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