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Happy Lupercalia!

I know I’m a day early but I’m just so gosh-darned excited I couldn’t wait. Hey, it’s better than our current HallmarkTM holiday. Feckin’ Valentine’s Day. I think Dickens (with my help) said it best: “If I could work my … Continue reading

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Woo! The cossacks are coming!

Or redcoats or [insert tale of invaders told to frighten children here]. I find it stupefying how many people are just sheep. Easily frightened and easily led by the nose due to fear. So, we’re at threat yellow. Big f’in … Continue reading

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Mmmmm, Hyperpower.

How cool a word is that? Hyperpower. Now if we could only add the word dynamic, as in “dynamic hyperpower” or hyperdynamopower, then we’d really have something. For, as we all know, the word dynamic just makes things sound cool. … Continue reading

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The Holy See-If-I-Care

I’d like to take this time to apologize to everyone for the woeful behaviour of the Catholic Church in the past several months. Not satisified with the catastrophic scandals wracking the American Church now they’ve gone and sacrificed their backbone … Continue reading

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Saddam v. Bush II

“Barring a miracle (for which we all must pray), this nation is going to war.” An interesting sentiment from someone who is committed to disarming that Iraqi wingnut. For my part, I don’t think we ought to pray for peace. … Continue reading

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