Category Archives: The Baseball Gods
Tacos!
Man, people are making out like bandits this October. Everybody in America gets a free taco courtesy of Jacoby Ellsbury. Everyone in Boston that bought from Jordan’s furniture in the spring are two wins away from getting it all for … Continue reading
Game 2!
Hey, last night was fun right? Except for thinking about the last time this Red Sox team went romping in Game 1 of a seven-game series and what happened in the next three games. I think I have battered ball-fan … Continue reading
Game 1!
Well, who knew the World Series was as important as the friggin’ Odyssey? The Sammy is cold. I’ve chosen rotgut bourbon in tribute to Beckett. And I damn near forgot on this day of days: @#$*! the Rockies!
Rest
Everybody knows the MLB playoff schedule this year was laid out by a drunken man on a merry-go-round. Long layoffs, inexplicable breaks during series, 10:00 PM start times for significant games, Tim McCarver doing color commentary. No excuse, man. None. … Continue reading
Champeen!
Is this what it feels like to be a Yankees fan? I mean, aside from bad cologne, obscene body hair, poor hygiene and guttural accents? This sense of inevitability? Of certainty that the righteous forces of light will win out … Continue reading