Category Archives: Movies I’ve Seen

Funny, funny movie. As I don’t want to critique it too much I think I’ll leave well enough alone and focus entirely on nekkid Chinamen with crowbars popping out of the trunks of cars. That’s an image that will stay … Continue reading →

I was robbed. I went to see a perfectly entertaining film about a grumpy old man that left a boy scout huddling on the porch of his house while said house was drifting along at 6,000 feet. Now that’s a … Continue reading →

I spent my D-Day watching the latest Terminator flick and walking around the Yuppie Mall. Hooray! What a wonderful day. Somewhere in the middle of this flick I decided at last that I really didn’t like the Terminator franchise. The … Continue reading →

Wolverine fought at Antietam and Normandy? Who knew? And mutants are held prisoner on Three-Mile island? How comes I never see fireworks from the Turnpike Bridge? Aw the hell with it. Just go with the flow. It’s a damned fine … Continue reading →

Whaf**k? Spock in fistfights? Spock and Kirk hate each other’s guts? What the deuce is going on here? What the hell is Harold doing flying the Enterprise? Wasn’t he incapable of operating a Toyota Camry under the influence? Now he … Continue reading →