Category Archives: Movies I’ve Seen

Holy jumpin’ Jeebus! The Egyptians were all Quickie-Mart employees who used wooly mammoths to build the pyramids? Who’da thunk it? Like my pal said, “This is the part where the Air Force guys come out of the Stargate.” But – … Continue reading →

If all the Rambo movies are this entertainingly pointless I may have to seek them all out for a viewing. Somehow, in my long life, I’ve never seen most of the brainless action films of the 80s. I’ve never seen … Continue reading →

Iran has had a tough time of it. I know very little about the Revolution. It seems to me as if all the sins of the Twentieth Century were visited on Iran and, passing through a cultural filter, emerged as … Continue reading →

What in the hell is going on here? I get that people can teleport. That’s way cool. I get that the kid wants to show off for the hot chick. Fair enough. What the hell is with Samuel L. Jackson … Continue reading →

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. … There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I … Continue reading →