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Predictions for 2004

Everyone else has been predicting things that will happen this year. I figure it’s about time I jumped in on the fun. January – sonsabitches Eagles get whipped in the playoffs thereby dashing all hope and inaguarating a numbness that … Continue reading

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Goodbye to all that

2003 is nearly over and gone. Thank Christ, it’s about goddamned time (Wow! Double-blasphemy. Some poor bastard will smoke a turd in hell for that one.) ‘Tis the season for retrospectives it seems. Everyone wants to list what happened during … Continue reading

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I hereby order the creation of a list!

Top 13 Things I Will Do When the Bumbling Idiots Called “American Citizens” Finally Wake Up and Hand Me Total Dictatorial Power 13. Abolish Political Correctness – Is there anything that has more completely led to our society’s current sad … Continue reading

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Thursday List – Crochety Old Man Edition

This one just leapt out at me during this season of reminiscing. Since I’m only six days now from closing what will probably turn out to be the golden era of my long life I started thinking about all the … Continue reading

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I give thanks for lists

It’s all about the early edition this week as I am headed to New Jersey in about seven hours and hope not to even lay eyes on a computer until late Sunday when my eyes might flicker across my own … Continue reading

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