Ha hah! Stupid Chinamen! It’s funny to me that I can, on command, spew oceans of bile at the Canadians, French and Belgians just to name a few but can’t really come up with a good mad-on for one of the biggest totalitarian societies currently in existence. Is it because, deep down, I’m a big fan of a spot of totalitarianism so long as I’m the one in charge? Really folks, I do know what’s best for you. Trust me and I’ll take care of all of it.
Now report to the Office of Homeland Security for your biometric ID chip. Ta ta.
Didja know you can fool fingerprint sensors by cupping your hands and blowing on them? Apparently that can be enough to generate the capacitance needed, which coupled with the fingerprint outline left by the last person to enter sometimes opens the door. Oh yeah, and pics of retinas work well enough on retinal scanners although I personally prefer Simon Phoenix’s way of subverting them in Demolition Man.