This one is vaguely interesting to me and I don’t know why. Lifted as usual from Sheila O’Malley.
FIRSTS
First job: Working for Strategic Information Resources at Gettysburg College.
First screen name: The Laughing Mortician
First self purchased CD: Jesus Christ Superstar
First piercing/tattoo: Not long ago my Dad said not to ever visit again if I got a tattoo or pierced. That information may yet prove useful.
First true love: Feh.
First enemy: I honestly can’t think of a single one. Odd.
LASTS
Last big car ride: I take this to mean roadtrip. I think Kentucky in 2002.
Last kiss: Depends on what counts. To be safe, I’d say it was nearly eight years ago.
Last library book checked out: Political parties and American Political Development : from the Age of Jackson to the Age of Lincoln
Last movie seen: At home: Michael Collins; In the theatre: In America
Last beverage drank: Water.
Last food consumed: Chinese Buffet
Last phone call: Stupid User Question
Last CD played: Squirrel Nut Zippers – Hot
Last annoyance: The unending stream of pedestrians in front of Wal-Mart who couldn’t give a good goddamn that some people are driving here!
Last pop drank: You mean soda? Vanilla Coke on the airplane yesterday.
Last ice cream eaten: Probably an M&M sandwich thing from 7-11
Last time scolded: Two weeks ago
Last shirt worn: I’m wearing it now. Maroon cordorouy.
I….
I AM: angry Zen
I WANT: not to feel physically sick when contemplating going to work.
I HAVE: too many oddball uniform pieces, they’re blocking the light.
I WISH: “I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girlfriend on the phone I would call her . . .” Sorry Skee Lo.
I HATE: pretty much everything.
I FEAR: “Old. Alone. Done for.”
I HEAR: blissful silence after the passing of the vacuum.
I SEARCH: for a really comfortable pair of shoes.
I WONDER: what’s next?
I REGRET: nothing.
I LOVE: a pint of Guinness, a warm fire and the laughter of my companions.
I ALWAYS: look both ways before crossing an intersection.
I AM NOT: an animal!
I DANCE: very rarely.
I SING: damn badly, although I enjoy it very much.
I CRY: generally out of sheer joy.
YES or NO:
YOU KEEP A DIARY: Does this count?
YOU LIKE TO COOK: Yes, but it takes too long.
YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Yes
DO YOU…?
HAVE A CRUSH: Define a ‘crush’ and I’ll come up with an answer.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yep
GET MOTION SICKNESS: Yes
THINK YOU’RE A HEALTH FREAK: HaHaHaHaHa! Seriously?
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Red
EYE COLOR: Green? Blue? I honestly don’t know.
BIRTHPLACE:Chambersburg, PA
FAVORITES
NUMBER: 17 & 7
COLOR: Green
DAY: Tuesday
MONTH: September
SONG(S): Caught in a Jar – Dropkick Murphys
SEASON: Autumn
DRINK: Gin & Tonic
PREFERENCES
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: I’ve forgotten.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Feh. Chocolate.
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: See above.
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Milkshake? I think Vanilla.
IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU…
CRIED?: Sort of.
HELPED SOMEONE?: Probably
BOUGHT SOMETHING?: Yes
GOTTEN SICK?: No
GONE TO THE MOVIES?: No
SAID ‘I love you’?: No
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: No
TALKED TO AN EX?: No
MISSED AN EX?: No
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: Again, does this count?
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: No
MISSED SOMEONE?: Yes
HUGGED SOMEONE?: No
MADE A GIRL MOAN?: Probably never in my life.