What villainy is this?

Finally, after years and years and years and years (you get the picture) production has begun on The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Right, you may all applaud now.

OK, enough joy. Time for the pain. Meet the cast:

Ford Prefect	Arthur Dent	Trillian

I’m actually a bit of an old school hip-hop fan but come on – Mos Def as Ford Prefect?! Sorry, that just won’t work for me. “Common Ahthur, we’z got to get the shizzle offa dis joint afore the Vogon mofos blows dat shizit up!” Who’s going to be Zaphod? Marlon Brando?