Are these things real?

Yesterday just seems like a dream, something unreal, viewed through a thick haze. I woke up this morning and thought maybe it was just a bad dream but after reading the headlines in the Daily News and the Inquirer the reality of the situation just can’t be denied:

They Lost.

Again.

Every. Fecking. Year.

What a stupid goddamned year for sports. Goddamned useless nobody team of Marlins goes to and wins the World Series. Goddamned useless nobody team of Panthers is going to the Superbowl. What’s so goddamned Super about it? Does anyone really want to watch the Pats and the Carolina Panthers fer chrissakes?! What’s the point?

I boycotted the Series and by God I’m boycotting the Superbowl. Philly v. Indianapolis would have been cool – my two ancestral homelands duking it out. Philly v. New England would have been cool – my two fave cities and a preview of this year’s World Series. NE and Carolina?

Fuck.

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