I was having a look at the stats page for the ol’ website the other day and I have to say – it’s mildly disturbing to find that the number one most searched term to lead to your site is “cornholing.”
Mildly disturbing to say the least. I mean, fer chrissakes, “I hate everyone” is only number four, one hit higher than “stupid hippies.” Surely either one of those phrases far better encompasses the goodness that is the Mess of the Damned than “cornholing.”
It’s not me is it? I don’t have some sort of unhealthy obsession with the backdoor boogie, do I? I don’t think so, the very thought makes me a little queasy. Maybe I write about it too much. Maybe it’s one of those things like seeing a really ugly person when you’re a kid, you shouldn’t look ’cause it’s disgusting but you just can’t help yourself. You have to stare and wonder why God permitted such an abomination to walk freely on his good Earth.
OK, no more cornholing articles – if there were any in the first place. From now on it’s all about the damned Canadians, fecking Mexicans, Belgian bastards and stupid hippies.
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