Le Poofs

I have been turning this over in my mind for some time so I thought I’d throw it out there and see what everyone thinks. I believe that a state of undeclared war exists between the United States and France.

I’m positive, at least, that’s how the French see it. It seems a fairly good explanation for their behavior of late and their absolute inability to apologize for or admit – perhaps even to see – their error.

Since they really haven’t got any military to speak of they’re fighting us with every weapon at their disposal: the press, the “international community” and that most potent of all weapons – Gallic snootiness.

Hrm, maybe a no import/export agreement among American merchants is in order? Could we apply economic pressure like we did to England in pre-Revolutionary times? It’d be an interesting theory. Let’s see how the old frogs like it when they can’t eat at McDonalds, Pizza Hut or Taco Bell anymore and when we stop drinking their wine and eating their smelly cheese.

I’ve already stopped drinking Irish whiskey (owned by the French). What will you contribute to the cause?