This is damned close to the greatest quote ever:
“Mr. Iwanyk, 32 years old, first suspected that his TiVo thought he was gay, since it inexplicably kept recording programs with gay themes. A film studio executive in Los Angeles and the self-described “straightest guy on earth,” he tried to tame TiVo’s gay fixation by recording war movies and other “guy stuff.”
“The problem was, I overcompensated,” he says. “It started giving me documentaries on Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Eichmann. It stopped thinking I was gay and decided I was a crazy guy reminiscing about the Third Reich.””
Sorry pal, the dude fixated on the Third Reich…that’d be me. But seriously folks, the above is courtesy of Ars Technica.
On another note, Happy Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday of the year is at last imminent and although I can’t muster even the least bit of excitement or interest other than an overriding urge to drink beer and go to sleep I reckon I’ll come around sometime tomorrow. Enjoy, my best to everyone.