We get a whole extra day once every four years. Shouldn’t that day be a national holiday? Shouldn’t every place of business be closed. Shouldn’t that day be an extra day to relax and drink beer? To spend time with friends and family?
Isn’t it the height of injustice that rat bastard employers get the sweat of your brow for 261 days instead of the normal 260?
When I am in charge – besides the necessary burnings, incarcerations and outright executions – we’ll all get our birthdays off, we’ll all get Leap Year off, we’ll all take a decent allotment of holidays (at least one per month) and we’ll still outproduce the damned French!
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