Oh America! You poor, terrible, backwards and racist nation. Somehow you’ve finally been trumped by the French. Apparently the silly Frogs, custodians of all that is good and pure in the world have somehow managed to vote all the French mainland minorities right out of their National Assembly. Combine this with the spate of Frog Anti-Semitism of late and you’ve got a fairly good prescription for thumbing our good American noses at the snail-eaters and telling them to go to hell. Frigging Euro-weenies.