Commercials

Is nothing sacred? First they screwed up Star Wars with those abominations called “prequels.”

Now they’ve turned G.I. Joe into a mealy-mouthed action movie about some sort of un-American Interpol hit squad.

And they cast Will-f@*king Ferrell in Land of the Lost? WTF?

Damn it all to hell. As if growing up with 80s hairstyles and fashions weren’t frigging bad enough – now you leeches have to take the only good memories of that horrifying decade and crush them into tiny little bits.

Nostalgia. You are a cruel mistress.

Like gravity.

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