This is probably the only traditional vacation I’ll enjoy on this adventure. Possibly the only traditional vacation I’ve ever enjoyed in my life. Wake up when you’re ready, mosey down to the beach, alternate between swimming, sitting, playing and drinking until you’re tired, go back to the air conditioning, grow taproots into the sofa, go to bed when you’re tired, do it all over again the next day. Interesting. Although I could do without wearing shorts. When in Rome.