Watching Pirates of the Caribbean for the umpteenth time just now and thinking how I’d really like one of those compasses that points you to what you want most in this world. Given my current state of mind it might come in handy to follow the path and know exactly what the devil it is I do want most in this world.
Then it occurred to me: that damned compass wouldn’t do much good as it got sidetracked by every liquor store along the path.