If there’s a full pint on the roof of the home dugout after they’ve stopped selling alcohol at Fenway and you’re down seven to two in the eighth to one of the worst teams in baseball (who are, incidentally, the only fecking Canadians left sullying my perfect game) wouldn’t you grab it and down it?
Dammit Nixon! I thought you were a man!
And Oh-My-God, Fenway umpires tonight are worse than Sveum on average over his entire godforsaken career. Stupid Canadian loving wankers.