I can’t watch baseball anymore. It’s like bad crack: you know it’s bad for you but you can’t stop smoking the shit.
God damn the Red Sox.
You watch, they’re going to lose this goddamned game after being up 6-1 and then I only give them 50/50 to even get to the ALCS.
What a bunch of goddamned schmucks. Worse than the Phillies.
Dammit.
Update: I don’t take back anything I said. God damn the Red Sox. It must be me. I hate surprises, despise waiting and can’t stand suspense. My poor heart can’t take this. Someone just put me to sleep until the World Series is over and then tell me who wins.