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Let there be rejoicing throughout the land! We are only one step away of expunging baseball’s greatest mistake and cleansing her of filthy Canadian influence. Fortunately the baseball gods didn’t further exacerbate their original expansion error by sending the Expos to Mexico. No, Washington, my most hated of all ‘tons’, gets a baseball team again.

I don’t like DC but I would rather hop the Metro to see a game in Washington than run the gauntlet to Baltimore and watch the horrendous Orioles. At least when I was growing up the Senators were gone so I never associated them with the redneck fans of my youth. The Baltimore Colts, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and Baltimore Orioles are forever ruined for me. The Colts somewhat redeemed themselves by moving to Indianapolis but they still need to change their name and team colors. Who thinks of colts and Indiana? The only horses out there are workhorses. I know. I have pictures.

I would also like to point out the heinous error of allowing a team such as the Expos to exist at all. For one thing, nobody even knows what their name refers to. For another, their website is bilingual. I think this headline: Les Marlins compl

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