I knew today was important, I just couldn’t remember why.
I think The Onion said it best:

copyright ‘the Onion’. Pg. 113 from “OUR DUMB CENTURY”. Buy it NOW !! don’t hesitate !! available EVERYWHERE !!
35 years to the day. Amazing. Thirty-five years ago we were lucky to have toaster overs; they managed to put men on the moon. What do we have to show for our advancements since then? Tiny little cameras on mobile phones so we can all become closet voyeurs.
What a bunch of weenies we are.