It’s fecking Bastille Day. I’d love to expound at length on the vile perfidy of the fecking French, just as they so richly deserve. However, I’m feeling entirely too mellow and somewhat sleepy to really get worked up over it.
Suffice it to say, damn the French! Sod them all. There are few races more useless upon the planet than those damned, uppity, self-congratulating socialists. Hell, there’s no other nation on Earth who has managed to so pervert the promise of the American Revolution like the French. The North Vietnamese come close but only the Frogs could take first-hand knowledge of what we sought and so twist it as to end up with Robespierre.
Bollocks.
But I do miss my irish whiskey. Goddamn the IDG.