Funny how that always sounds vaguely ominous. I love it.
Anyway, I think the war has entered a new phase over the past several days. We had the blitzkreig phase of the war and now we seem to be concentrating on slowly tightening the noose around Baghdad coupled with the mopping up/consolidation of our gains thus far. I doubt it has anything to do with a failed war plan or any of that other traitorous balderdash that bald wanker Arnett spouted off for the enemy the other night but I do think we’re all a little bit surprised at the mistrust of the Iraqi people. I suppose once we’ve shut down Iraqi TV and cordoned off Baghdad we might see a little more gratitude and understanding from the people. But, then again, how much gratitude can one expect when you’re rolling tanks through people’s front yards? I suppose we ought to be satisfied with a shared cup of tea from time to time.
Liberation day is coming, but what’s more important is that we’re showing the world we won’t hesitate to use our power to ensure our peace and security. What’s more, we’ve come to the understanding that stability is not always in our best interests. Stability can often be an enemy, particularly when it gives the rats in the sewers time to plot against us.