Not nearly as catchy as “Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!” but if you didn’t read Bloom county my title probably makes a lot more sense. A couple of us were opining on how the filthy hippie peace-niks currently causing annoying discombobulation in NYC, Chicago and San Francisco among other places need to get a job and quit bothering the rest of us. I thought maybe I could solicit suggestions from whatever peanut gallery exists out there in the ether. My thoughts thus far:
Oven cleaning with the pilot light out
Large spray painting jobs with no ventilation
Firearms maintenance and cleaning while locked and loaded
Furniture lathe operator with your long-ass hippie hair
Blindfolded tree chipper operator
Unarmed SWAT officer
Any other suggestions?
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