Run, don’t walk, to The Onion and check out the “What Do You Think?” feature. It has the absolute best quote I’ve read all week:
“As an American, I’m getting sick and tired of other countries.”
Amen brother, testify!
I think that line is second only to The Onion traveller’s advice to always bellow, “I’m an American you filthy foreign barbarians!” to ensure the best service while travelling abroad.