I know I’m a day early but I’m just so gosh-darned excited I couldn’t wait.
Hey, it’s better than our current HallmarkTM holiday. Feckin’ Valentine’s Day. I think Dickens (with my help) said it best:
“If I could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, “every idiot who goes about with ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own chocolates, and buried with a HallmarkTM card through his heart. He should!”
And so, I offer my annual tribute to this day of love, chocolates and sappy cards:
Yep, the sentiment expressed says it all. F this.