I was right! I’m not crazy after all – crazy like a fox maybe.
There are commies everywhere! And I ain’t talking Clintonista, socialist medicine and the big welfare state kind of crypto-commies. I’m talking straight-up, kill everyone who argues with you, redistribution of wealth by force, take over the world, Ronald Reagan hates you kind of commies.
Man, where’s the Duke when you need him? The fella had it right when he said during the Civil War, “We don’t have men fit for these times.”