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var howMany = 39
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France."
quote[1]="Don't laugh, you're next."
quote[2]="What fresh hell is this? - Dorothy Parker"
quote[3]="If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today."
quote[4]="Jesus loves you.  Everyone else thinks you're a jerk."
quote[5]="Peace on Earth to men of goodwill. All others stand by."
quote[6]="Nuke 'em.  Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark."
quote[7]="Re vera, potas bene."
quote[8]="Hippies make Baby Jeebus cry."
quote[9]="Eschew predjudice.  Hate everyone."
quote[10]="The Crispety, Crunchety Respite of the Doomed."
quote[11]="One part the Fuehrer, one part the Pope."
quote[12]="Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - Yeats"
quote[13]="An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout."
quote[14]="The Events of War are uncertain: We cannot insure Success, but We can deserve it. - John Adams"
quote[15]="I'M AN AMERICAN! I don't HAVE any manners!!!! - Cashel X."
quote[16]="The problem with [any] relationship is that so much of it occurs in the mind. And my mind is insane."
quote[17]="Irregular doses of violent, quotable fish."
quote[18]="Move in fast.  Leave the safeties on.  Hit them with the blinding power of American sunshine."
quote[19]="Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face."
quote[20]="People should not be afraid of their Governments.  Governments should be afraid of their people."
quote[21]="Never have a conversation without the other person in the room."
quote[22]="Don't Panic."
quote[23]="After weeks of deliberation, [I] have yet to hear a compelling argument for not beating most of the people [I]'ve ever met to within an inch of their lives."
quote[24]=". . . I am forced to suffer this in a [place] where I can fall in love eighty times a day just by stepping out on to the street and opening my eyes. - Spider Jerusalem"
quote[25]="Wherever you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai"
quote[26]="Death to the Living, Long Life to the Killers."
quote[27]="The llama nation denounces your cultural insensitivity."
quote[28]="I am a very difficult person, but I take comfort in the fact that God made me that way. - Beethoven"
quote[29]="To marriage.  It's why we build bars. - Col. Tigh"
quote[30]="Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."
quote[31]="Why are you being so nice? Are you drunk?"
quote[32]="Virtue, Liberty and Independence"
quote[33]="I'll tell you the secret to avoid hangovers...Don't stop drinking. - Col. Tigh"
quote[34]="Buy more bullets."
quote[35]="Laissez les bons temps rouler!"
quote[36]="Let the wild rumpus start! - Max"
quote[37]="A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous.  Got me? - Captain Beefheart"
quote[38]=". . . there's nothing left [to do] but get drunk. - Franklin Pierce"
quote[39]="For the Great Gaels of Ireland Are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry And all their songs are sad. - GK Chesterton"
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