Category Archives: The Baseball Gods

Do you trust your season to this man? You should, he hates the Yankees more than you do.

Holy jumping zombie Baby Jeebus. There will be at least one more day of Phillies baseball. At least one more game before the long white season. The pitching is all right. The bats might be awake. Things look a hell … Continue reading →

I have to apologize to every Phillies fan around the world. I had to do it. I had to go. I had to see a World Series. Even though I knew it would cost the Fightin’s a game. For three … Continue reading →

That’s right bitches! I am on my way to the World Series! Section 243 on the Scoreboard Porch for those of you watching at home. Permit me to apologize in advance for the loss the Phillies will suffer due to … Continue reading →

All together now, big *sigh* of relief. I shamelessly lifted the design from an Obama t-shirt I saw a long time ago. I think I’d like to see the same thing with Zombie Reagan but for now, Cliff Lee is … Continue reading →