Category Archives: Movies I’ve Seen

The Men Who Stare At Goats

You know, Stephen Lang just does not get enough good roles in movies. The first scene where he determines to walk through walls is the finest bit of comedic acting I’ve seen in a long time. And of course, McGregor, … Continue reading

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Zombieland

Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray are a comedy duo that ought be the featured more prominently in film. If those films involved zombies, so much the better. So Zombieland had that going for it. On the debit side of the … Continue reading

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Gamer

Whoever developed this concept deserves a prize. Then they deserve to be shot for inspiring some crackpot wanker here in the real world to actually work on this stuff. The time’s a-coming. No doubt about that. Lots of big boom … Continue reading

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Extract

Who knew Gene Simmons could act? And I mean, really act? Granted, he looks like Wayne Newton. But brother can act! And who knew Mila Kunis was so friggin’ hot when she’s not being an annoying Archie-Veronica bitch like on … Continue reading

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District 9

What if a monster from outer space started smashing up New York? What would the news coverage look like? How would the pathetic swine who live their cosseted little self-centric lives in Manhattan cope with their favorite dance club being … Continue reading

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