Hey kids, we’re damned close to doing this for all the marbles so I have a couple of requests:

1. Let’s shitcan those towels. That’s a football thing. And worse, a Pittsburgh football thing. We can’t come up with our own goddamn traditions? Philly used to have some balls, whatever happened to the stadium courtroom?

2. Let’s shitcan all the World Champions 2008 gear. This ain’t 2008. This is a whole new ballgame. Let’s act like it. Wear your red with pride but stop living in the past. Look to the here and now. Look to the future.

And the future is bright.

Besides, you can’t let the Yankees win the World Series on my Dad’s birthday.

In Pedro we Trust.

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