I am doing something that brings the taste of warm vomit to my mouth. If the American people are determined to rush headlong into complete economic collapse in exchange for the suffocating embrace of an all-encompassing nanny-state I – as the good patriot I am – must rush with them.
To that end, assuming a Democrat is likely to win the Presidency, I am officially endorsing Hillary Clinton as the nominee of America’s personal traitorous bugaboo party:
But of course, if you’re not feeling particularly self-destructive you could always vote, reluctantly, for Mr. McCain.