Is there an epidemic of public pantslessness?
Trousers down and tackle out in Alabama I can understand. It is Alabama after all, people should have a right to be themselves in their own homeland. Today, however, I saw an anthropomorphic water ice standing on the sidewalk along a state highway in the business district with his green drawstring trousers around his ankles.
And there was a fellow helping to pull them up.
Which might have been the most disturbing part of the whole affair.