Tonight people are fighting and dying on live television and meanwhile, back at the ranch, we can watch a blonde with spectacularly large boobs daringly tucked into a dangerously unsubstantial halter top grabbing electric eels for money. A mere twenty-five minutes from now we we be able to watch ridiculously over-rated people blubbing over a worthless little gold statuette awarded for making a fool of yourself on the silver screen and contributing mightily to the downfall of our culture and society.
Man, you just have to love America.
Can I tell you how much I would love to see one of these overpaid, overcoiffed morons talk some smack about the war and vaporize their career on live television? Mmmm, I think I can smell the burning hair gel even now.
Remember kids, the revolution will be televised.